I hate summer all this heat is making me want to get hit by a truck

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, 'I am falling to the floor crying,' but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well.”
Richard Siken (via avvfvl)

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world’s okayest friend

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I always draw people, so this time I decided not to draw people.

pictures from görlitz, germany where the grand budapest hotel was filmed


you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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“Als je dit kunt lezen, ben je gek.”
— Which basically sums up how Dutch people feel when foreigners willingly learn Dutch. (via linguisticsyall)